Church of the Celtic Fisher

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Church of the Celtic Fisherman

P.O.Box 6068

Pittsburgh Pa.

15211


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Worldwide Assembly of Cod

I regret to announce that False Claims continue to pour in to deceive the gullible! In early June of this year a teenage boy claimed that Mary the Virgin would appear at Knock to bless those present. At the appointed time, the clouds parted and there was THE SUN in full view - some claimed that it stood still in the sky (heard that one before Joshua 10:13) so here are a few FACTS to put this one to rest once and for all:

The Sun does NOT travel across the sky - the earth rotates which creates the illusion of movement of the Sun.
At the latitude of Ireland the earth is rotating at approximately 1,000 kph (that's 10 times the speed limit on most highways)
At that speed any sudden stop would be catastrophic for all carbon-based living things on the planet and the entire planet would be briefly aware that something was TERRIBLY wrong before being pulverised and, hence, beyond human cognition.
If you were INSIDE you would come in contact with solid walls (which, being anchored, would only begin to move after you were already airborne) at approximately 1,000 kph with (sadly) predictable results
If you were OUTSIDE you would continue moving at that speed but, unable to achieve escape velocity of 4,000 kph, return to earth fairly quickly still moving at just under 1,000 kph. Same result, simply delayed a few seconds.


Q.E.D.

 June 16 2017


Frequently Asked Questions.


What is the symbol on the site?

 
It is known as a TRIQUETRA or TRINITY KNOT and has been used in many cultures as a symbol of prosperity and good fortune. This widely recognised knot has been used as a singular symbol for the past two centuries by Celtic Christians, pagans and agnostics as a sign of special things and people that are threefold. You will also find it (or similar) in Japanese and Nordic cultures, either to represent one of the various triplicities in their cosmology and theology (such as the tripartite division of the world into the realms of Land, Sea and Sky) or as a symbol of one of the specific Celtic triple goddesses, for example the battle goddess, The Morrígan. We adopted it as a symbol of the Church.

 

What's so important about the Number 9?

 
Number 9 is the number of Universal love, eternity, faith, Universal Spiritual Laws, the concept of karma, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual awakening, service to humanity, humanitarianism and the humanitarian, lightworking and lightworkers, leading by positive example, philanthropy and the philanthropist, charity, self-sacrifice, selflessness, destiny, life purpose and soul mission, generosity, a higher perspective, romance, inner-strength, public relations, responsibility, intuition, strength of character. 

 Take any multiple of 9 and add the digits until you have only a single digit - e.g. 9x12=108 10+8=18  8+1=9.

It's the only number that does that!

Hence our "Sabbaths" are on the 9th, 18th and 27th of each month and our High Holy Day is on September 9 each year!




Are you guys for REAL?


Very definitely! We are totally real and we live what we believe and say here. Cod speaks to us and has commanded that we spread her Word across the planet before it is too late. So HELP US spread her words! The fastest way is to DONATE.


Myths Debunked



 
The Orange Order

“In 1795, following the culmination of attacks on Protestants in County Armagh at the Battle of the Diamond, in which Protestants routed those who had attacked them and attempted to burn properties, it was decided to form an organisation which would protect Protestants. This body, drawing on existing Orange Clubs in the neighbourhood, was named the Loyal Orange Institution.”[1]

Founded in 1795? So how do we explain the words of that completely Orange song “The Sash my Father Wore”? The chorus goes like this:

It is old, but it is beautiful,
And its colors they are fine
It was worn at Derry, Aughrim,
Enniskillen and the Boyne.
My father wore it as a youth
In bygone days of yore
And on the Twelfth I love to wear
The sash my father wore.[2]

Interesting facts:

Derry is the original name of the City (Daire Coluimb Chille, "oak wood of Columba",[ in Gaelic) but granted the name Londonderry when the English Guilds took it on as an investment and renamed “Londonderry” in 1631 by charter. It has been a strong indicator of sectarian attitudes ever since, called “Derry” by Nationalists and “Londonderry” by Unionists.[3]
To claim that the Sash (worn by Orangemen during parades) was “worn at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne” is absurd. All of these events preceded the establishment of the Orange Order, as follows:

“Derry” refers to the siege of Derry (April  1689 to 1 August 1689), some 106 years before the Order came into existence
“Aughrim” refers to the Battle of Aughrim fought between the Jacobites and the forces of William III on 12 July 1691 (old style, equivalent to 22 July new style), near the village of Aughrim in County Galway, or 104 years before the creation of the Orange Order
“Enniskillen” refers to battles also held in 1689, 106 years before the Orange order was formed.
“Boyne” refers of course to the Battle of the Boyne which took place on 1 July 1690 in the "old style" (Julian) calendar. This was equivalent to 11 July in the "new style" (Gregorian) calendar, although today its commemoration is held on 12 July.[4] Again, 105 years before the Orange Order.

The chorus of the “Sash” is therefore based on untruths and claims which are merely impossible.


[1] http://www.grandorangelodge.co.uk/
[2] http://cityofoaks.home.netcom.com/tunes/SashMyFatherWore.html
[3] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derry/Londonderry_name_dispute
[4] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Boyne



More False Claims


I regret to announce that False Claims continue to pour in to deceive the gullible! In early June of this year a teenage boy claimed that Mary the Virgin would appear at Knock to bless those present. At the appointed time, the clouds parted and there was THE SUN in full view - some claimed that it stood still in the sky (heard that one before Joshua 10:13) so here are a few FACTS to put this one to rest once and for all:

  • The Sun does NOT travel across the sky - the earth rotates which creates the illusion of movement of the Sun.
  • At the latitude of Ireland the earth is rotating at approximately 1,000 kph (that's 10 times the speed limit on most highways)
  • At that speed any sudden stop would be catastrophic for all carbon-based living things on the planet and the entire planet would be briefly aware that something was TERRIBLY wrong before being pulverised and, hence, beyond human cognition.
  • If you were INSIDE you would come in contact with solid walls (which, being anchored, would only begin to move after you were already airborne) at approximately 1,000 kph with (sadly) predictable results
  • If you were OUTSIDE you would continue moving at that speed but, unable to achieve escape velocity of 4,000 kph, return to earth fairly quickly still moving at just under 1,000 kph. Same result, simply delayed a few seconds.



Q.E.D.

 June 16 2017