And now we can accept cash donations to the following PO Box!
Church of the Celtic Fisherman
Worldwide Assembly of Cod
Each year the planet orbits our adjacent star (the Sun) travelling at approximately 108,000 km/hr (67,000 mph) covering a distance of 149.6 MILLION kilometers ( 92.96 MILLION miles).
Think about that! Even when we sit at home watching television we are HURTLING through space at incredible speeds and every birthday we record another HUGE distance travelled. So don't tell me you've done NOTHING for years!
Calculate your mileage to date (your current age in years x 149.6) and relish the thought of just how far you have come since you first popped out of your Mum on that fateful day. Email the result to us and we will post them here for all to enjoy! (email@example.com)